Because sometimes you just feel the urge to bury her face in the pillow while you’re ‘hitting it from the back’. You’ll have a tough time trying that from the front. You’d have to hold the pillow over her face, but then she’ll think you’re trying to suffocate her. Things would get super awkward after that. She won’t call, she won’t text. Long story short, you’ll wake up tied to the bedposts, and all your stuff would be gone. Worst $500 you’ve ever spent.
Whisper it in his ear
my life got about a thousand times better once i stopped censoring myself
and by censoring i don’t mean i suddenly embraced indiscriminate swearing; i mean i stopped trying to sugarcoat my past or my feelings; i stopped lying by omission; i stopped having guilty pleasures; i began unabashedly enjoying whatever i liked; i became very honest; i cut out of my life poisonous people and negative ideals, and i am so, so much happier for it